if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve
Put the bag in as best as you can then gently shake the bag to settle it back into the box fully. Peace is never out of reach, and redemption is always possible.
The Black Emporium is a shop owned by Xenon the Antiquarian, an eccentric and immortal character. Xenon once made a deal with a witch for eternal life but forgot to ask for eternal youth. This caused his body to decay. He has been alive for at least 300 years and has acquired many artifacts. The entrance to his emporium is only given to those he deems worthy.
the true high school experience
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is learning that “lol i didn’t study” means anything from “i literally did not pick up a pen” to “i studied So Much but i dont wanna sound like a dick about it”
10 Gift Ideas for The Broke Person: Gift giving can get expensive. Here’s how to work it into your budget. Click here.
Adulting: I make weekly “Adulting” posts that cover food, cleaning, saving money, and living on your own. Click here.
Balancing a Checkbook: How to balance a checkbook (and some relationship advice). Click here.
Budgeting on Minimum Wage: Some tips/tricks to living off a minimum wage budget. I also offer example budgets based on full time and part time minimum wage salaries. Click here.
Car Insurance: Looking into car insurance but unsure where to start? Click here.
First Apartment: Learn how to look for apartments, set up your utilities, plus general first apartment advice.Click here.
Gym memberships: My weirdly popular post about gym membership.Click here.
Jobs: My post with helpful links to cover letter and resume writing. Click here.
Living on Your Own: Transitioning from a roommate situation to living on your own for the first time? Click here.
Living on Your Own (With Cats): My personal favorite post, detailing how to live on your own with cats and not loose your mind. Click here.
Long Distance: Advice on long distance relationships. Click here.
Meal Tips: My quintessential guide to feeding yourself on a student or small budget. Click here.
Paper Organization: Learn how to keep your important documents in order.Click here.
Renting vs. Student Housing: Weigh the pros and cons of renting off campus and living on campus.Click here.
Storage: I get so many storage related questions. Here are some thoughts on storage in small apartments and dorm rooms.Click here.
Tomato Sauce: Here’s a post entirely devoted to making tomato sauce. It’s cheap, easy to make, and so delicious. Click here.
